condorn:

Simon says stop unfollowing me

teamfreepizza:

I really don’t understand how people can hate gay people and call them “disgusting” I mean really,

They’re

SO

FUCKING

CUTE

HOW 

CAN

YOU

CALL

THAT

Disgusting? 

did you just slip destiel into a post about actual gay couples and no one’s said anything about it yet what

(Source: ridingmytardisto221b)

mydogsnokes:

jesus didn’t have to do homework

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

justsouthernthings:

A woman is only helpless when her nail polish is drying.